Coming Clean: The Raw Truth About My Healing Journey

I was born in Los Angeles in the summer of ’69 to an unmarried teenage girl, but was adopted through family connections and grew up on a small family ranch out on the high plains of Eastern Montana, outside Billings.

My dad bred golden retrievers, quarter horses, and grew a huge garden. We grew up eating fresh garden vegetables and the elk my dad hunted. My little brother now ranches out past Joliet, Montana, where the infamous 212 Bar is located. If you ever find yourself up in that area, you must have a beer at the 212!

After high school, I left Montana, denouncing my family's ranching lifestyle, and spent a year as a live-in nanny in lovely Santa Cruz, CA, before moving to Seattle to attend Seattle Central Community College, where the infamous statue of Jimi Hendrix sits out front on Broadway, and then UW. It was a wonderful, creative, and inspiring time in my life, full of fantastic music, west-coast (old school) liberal ideals, and early radical sex positive feminism, which shapes my social mores and values to this day, despite the complexity of our political system and all of the increasing tension that has ensued of late through the Covid debacle, etc.

I graduated with a bachelor’s in Comparative History of Ideas at the gorgeous, historic Charles University in Prague, Czech Republic. I stayed for another year earning my TEFL certificate and teaching English, which was one of the best few years of my life. I was lucky enough to travel extensively throughout Eastern Europe, Scandinavia, Greece, Turkey, and the British Isles.

I returned to Washington in late 1997 and spent the rest of my 20s and early 30s during the new Microsoft tech boom in Seattle, becoming a sensual massage provider after working with the elderly as an at-home, end-of-life CNA (Certified Nursing Assistant).

I have moved around the country quite a bit since college. I spent four years in New York City, nine years in Austin, Texas, made my way to lovely Tucson, and then up to the Phoenix, Arizona Valley, just as Covid hit, which was a challenging but transformative time for me. Most of my college friends who are liberal disowned me for not participating in the debaucle, denouncing the jabs, censorship, and utter destruction of small business and our American way of life, and the Freedom we take for granted... I realized during that time that the Montana values I left behind are still strong within my heart and soul.

People often ask me about my cultural heritage and about being adopted. I never knew for sure, but recently did the ancestry DNA test and am basically a Euro-Mutt with a relatively equal mix of British, Irish, Norwegian, German, French, and Italian. I am well-traveled, caring, interesting to talk to, and a great listener. I love to cook, explore new places, visit dear friends and family who are scattered around the country, great film, books, yoga, hiking, and pilates. People often ask me how I got into my current line of work. When I returned to Seattle from the Czech Republic in ’96, I worked as a certified nursing assistant specializing in end-of-life in-home care for a few years (which is very intimate work as well) before venturing into sensual massage because a friend of mine told me I would be good at it. (LOL) I also tried stripping, dancing at the Infamous Lusty Lady Peep Show in Seattle. Eventually, I developed my unique form of sensual ‘body to body’ massage and powerful prostate stimulation, which I have been perfecting ever since. I now call myself The ‘P-Spot’ Whisperer. I am venturing into teaching my skills to other professional massage practitioners and couples who wish to learn more about the magical male ‘G-Spot.’ If you are interested in booking a couples session, you must first have your female counterpart call me to discuss.

I am soon to be a certified natural health coach! Yay! Please ask me about my health coaching or colon detoxification services 🙂 Yes, I can be your ’Naughty Nurse Now’ … However, I take health very seriously and would love to help you ditch the pills for a more natural way to feel better and solve many health issues such as prostate inflammation, painful urination, chronic pain, pelvic floor health, weight gain, brain fog, and various symptoms of an overly toxic system which are diagnosed by western medicine as ‘Disease’ and treated with prescription medication which only acts as a bandaid and not only does not solve the underlying problem but also creates further health problems that lead to more medications… And so the ever-increasing, money-making wheel of ‘Big Pharma’ continues. Let me help you break the cycle and feel better naturally with complete body detoxification! Thank you for taking the time to read about my journey.
I look forward to meeting and getting to know YOU! Love, Jennadea ~ Jen

A little about me...